It would seem that even though the economy is failing us outside of Everquest, a person could log in and not see signs of the same in the game.  Sadly, this cannot be said for Master Necromancer Meldrath who finally got evicted from his mansion this week after a few weeks of us dealing with his minions.  We likened ourselves to repo men and took the place apart, piece by piece, robot and servant all falling to our blades and staves

First there was one of his bodyguards, Breakneck, who ironically, got broken with some easy. After that, we swept through the mansion like a brushfire burning wildly out of control, pillaging, stealing, and of course, making a general mess of things.

Here lies Krond, passed out after a night of drinking furniture polish, he was no match for an angry mob armed with crowbars that were there to take his bed back. Next up, we were sent to take back a massive disco floor, it seems Meldrath is somewhat the party animal.  After taking down the stripper poles, we met another servant who didn't seem too pleased that the dream was over and that the half naked gnomes were being ushered out the back door.

Onward, the next item on the agenda was 100 mechanical man slaves, with detachable p….arts.  Apparently, tired of the same old toys, "Doctor" Brinda decided that a barrage of machines could satisfy her … cravings.  Sadly, after we were done with her, she tasted more than just cold steel…

Finally on our checklist was one powered steam suit, apparently given to man servant Ballgaggle Bonjangles III.  A true performer, we took to his stage and dismantled him and everything he threw at us piece by piece, claiming his suit and collecting the last item the debtors requested.

With all the loot collected, all the servants destroyed, the head of the house requested we step up and try to take the last thing we sought, the deed to his mansion.  Tucked away under his robes, we dealt with every trick he could throw at us and in the end, we walked away victorious.

With all of MMM on farm status now, we're beginning our long collection of crystal meth shards so we can do what we did to Meldrath, to The Sleeper.  Being the guild that killed him once, we feel it's only right that we put him back down again.

Oh and before I forget, we server first these gimps


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P.S. I decided not to talk about all the Pandefiant we killed because they die so much at this point, it seems irrelevant